define programmer

1) pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code. 

2) Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.

3) One who can read the following example

if( !User.IsProgrammer ){
return "Everyone Else";
}

Taken from UrbanDictionary

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